If you ever propose to me don’t bother with a ring, get me an incredible engagement pizza. Rings are uncomfortable.

Hey, this is Tasha from the bus! Thanks again for waiting with us.

Hey, it was no problem. It can be spooky down town at night. Lots of shady characters out and about

How do you tell a girl that you don’t want to try again cause you’ve moved on to getting over a different girl?

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ohheybay:

seasepulchre:

Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope

Johnny got cat fished before it was cool.
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lucleon:

Hannibal fandom
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euphorate:

☽ ☼ enter my spiritual world ☼ ☾
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subliminaltwist:

the locker of a very straight high schooler who is straight
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I would be so good in a relationship. Like, I’d girlfriend your face off

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